I'm sure we could figure that out without the Internet, but I feel like you would have to know to look for it. Maybe. Or, I suppose, you could just see it on the news. Then again, on the news you can see mostly inane things that matter to no one. An exception that is very not inane (ane?), of course, is any televised news story explaining discovered links between cell phones and brain cancer. I think that that speculated (and in my scientific opinion, very very likely!) connection is a perfectly solid reason to stop answering my phone altogether.
If you would like to talk about my low opinion of televised news, call me!
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