Hello. It would appear no posts were ... *ahem* ... posted during the month of May. The committee wishes to sincerely apologize for this oversight and blames The Horrible Management In This Place for the mistake.
While we do not offer refunds, we do offer overly theatrical displays of remorse. And by "overly theatrical displays of remorse" we mean "free auto-subscriptions to the Sierra Post Discount Trading Newsletter and Its Non-Junk-Mail-Trainable Affiliates." To receive your own personalized display of remorse, please email us at your convenience at:
donotreply@thisisnotanemailaddress.seriouslyiwishthisactuallywasmyemailaddress.org
Sincerely,
The Committee* on Reader* Enjoyment*
*You can't spell "committee" without "commit"
*We know you don't read this blog. You pronounce each word aloud as you encounter it, to the delight of passersby.
*Make that enjoyMINT and have a Junior One! Also, save yourself some angst and don't think about what a Senior Mint would entail.
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